So it was announced yesterday via the Internet (ok, the New York Times Arts Twitter @NYTimesArts) that :

Well. Tweet.

Well. Tweet.

and this is my public response.

Ok. Apparently Jennifer Lawrence & Amy Schumer are writing a movie together.

Hi. I’ll be your token brunette girl!
I’ll laugh at all your jokes & trip and fall & say random sassy things.
See . I’m begging. I’ve begged.
It’s already really awkward & weird. serendipitous or something. Serenity. Or . really cool. Yea.

That’s it. That’s all I got.

Quirky & Wanting to be in this movie,