This morning I saw a news article (MTV News) trending via the Brief Me App that Anna Kendrick live-tweeted cleaned out her closet. Anna Kendrick Twitter Handle
As I read the tweets, “I was like girl , I feel you. hmm. I think I shall do that too!”
Well. Not live-tweet my wardrobe.
That’s too much work, plus let’s be real..
No one is going to retweet… that “I have 3 black pleated skirts.”
I’ve been wanting to downsize my wardrobe, change my style (a blend of boho /rocker/grunge look), and purge for the move to the glorious Pacific Northwest.
I’m already realizing I have a lot of stuff. Granted I am an actor , and have a versatile wardrobe , but some of this…
1.Ok. We need to talk about this.
Why must there be so many things on one hanger? I know I’m trying to consolidate , but seriously.
Am I trying to DIY a kite or something?
2. Guys. This is a Spiderman dress.
I can’t justify purging this.
I could rock this with leggings & boots right?
Denim vest & high-top converse?
…Plus, I do play younger than my age.
I’ll have the perfect dress to play Mary-Jane in “The (Unauthorized version) ‘Spiderman the real-story”.
Not that .. That show is a thing…. But it could be ! Oh yes. It could.
3. And then there is this.
This is one of those dresses I “had to have in the store” , (shopping for my elopement/stay-cation honeymoon) and then never wore. Like ever.
I think it’s awful.
But then I was like hmm.. It’s kinda cute.
Maybe with a brown leather jacket & brown boots?
Someone please talk me out of this life choice.
4. I wore this dress for an audition.
Pro: It’s comfortable & is a great neutral color.
But umm it’s a little short. Like wow. I don’t ever it remember being this short.
Con: you can practically see the bizz-ness.
(Come to think of it) I did book the job. Well. Well. Well.
5. Pace yourself. Take a break. Mine was complete with cupcakes , jamming to “Style” by Taylor Swift, and listening to the collies snore.
6. I’m pretty sure this was worn during a Neil Simon theatre production.
Otherwise I don’t understand.
7. How many pairs of suspender pants & overalls qualifies as normal? Because I’m pretty sure I could wardrobe the cast of Newsies.
8. If you think you have too many Vintage v-neck target t-shirts.. You can never have enough…
9. I wore this (only once) for a photo-shoot.
Who you gonna call?
10. “My favorite-run me into the ground -converse that I wear with Everything”
Vs. “What the Hell Are these?”
So …4 hours later … And I’ve moved on to listening to the LOST TV series soundtrack, contemplating why polo shirts we’re invented, and eyeing that Merlot bottle across the room. Sup?
I have enough black dresses to start my own ” little black dress collection ”
(which sounds like a great idea).
I definitely own enough pop-culture graphic T’s to give me street cred in any book-store or video store.
At some point, I really liked polka dots. I think I had a polka-dot love affair.
And ..I feel this tutorial might turn into a trilogy
i shall carry one.
In the words of the genius “Devil Wears Prada”
Miranda Priestly: …You have no sense of fashion…
Andy Sachs: I think that depends on…
Miranda Priestly: No, no, that wasn’t a question.
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Quirky & Cleaning Out My Closet,