Sometimes the TV can teach you stuff.
Thanks to watching Ellen a few days ago
I learned all kinds of cool stuff.
Like new words that people are using.
[I can’t believe I didn’t know what they mean]
I’d see words scroll across my Instagram.. And feel like , “um. What does that mean?”
You know how it feels awesome when Bae does something cool?
[Whose Bae? When did you meet someone named Bae?]
Bae: Baby / Sweetheart
Like , Bae, surprises you with pancakes.
Or brewing the coffee.
Or taking the dogs out while you sleep.
Or pizza when you work late.
[and it’s going to take me awhile to get used to that word]
All those things are on point.
Or as the cool kids would say…
On Fleek: on point / perfect
That late night Pizza dinner is ‘on fleek’.
That Netflix Binge [sweatpant ensemble] was ‘on fleek’
This mid-week Uber- Puppy party is ‘on fleek’.
Yes. I just said that.
Also, in currently trending Fashion news.. [According to Ellen]
People are glittering their hair and their beards.
I’m with Ellen on this.
Just say no.
Keep the glitter in the craft box.
I’m not understanding this.
The glitter will be stuck in your hair for like 5 years.
It’s just like dog fur. It will pop up everywhere. [Everywhere]
Could you imagine if people glittered their dogs?!
And last, but not least, my favorite part of Ellen.
She is incredibly giving.
She is always reaching out to help those in need.
It’s inspiring , how big her heart is.
Thanks for showing a little humor, heart, love, and dancing [can go a long way]
I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Quirky and wanting to have a random dance parties,
[giphs provided by giphy]
Ellen : http://www.ellentvshow.com